The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes Of All Time 2:05 PM

Exactly what the title says. My favorites are at 1:46, 2:19, 3:13, 7:17, and 7:54. Enjoy.

MacGruber Trailer 1:47 PM

MacGruber is funny for about 3 minutes on SNL so I don't know if an entire movie's worth of it will work but the trailer is funny. MacGruber!

A Brief History Of Pretty Much Everything 1:38 PM

Feel like you missed something since the beginning of time? Check out this funny synopsis of the last buhgillion years. Youstube.

Lumitectura 1:30 PM

Amazing video. The creator used a 4 hour timelapse piece of photography to create the lighting effects you see paired with the music. This is real stuff, not CGI or anything. Dig it.

Drivemocion EX 1:17 PM

Don't like beeping at other people or giving the finger while driving? Yeah me either. Now we have something to do it for us. The Drivemocion EX displays 16 different messages to let fellow drivers know how you feel about their driving without obscenities or calling that 1-800 number.

Haha 1:10 PM

New Jams 1:04 PM

Music time, check em out:

Shawn Chrystopher- Can't Take That From Me and Like A Kid Again

Johnny Polygon- Riot Song (Remix) feat. Kid Cudi

Barbara- Pursuit Of Happiness (Kudi Cover)

Old School Griffeys 12:40 PM

I've seen a lot of old Griffey kicks re-dropping lately. I love when I see this kind of thing because if I remember correctly, my man Kann had these O.G.s. Also, Kann what up? Get at me.

Shepard Fairey X Stephen Colbert 12:36 PM

Just another reason why I love Shepard Fairey's art and sense of humor. Check it on the flip.

Snow Shredder 12:25 PM

In case you haven't noticed, the northeast is buried in snow. It's starting to piss me off, but if I had one of these things I think I would be praying for snow. I don't know if you'll hit Clark Griswold speeds in this beast, but a sled with a headlight sounds pretty good to me. Scoop one from Quirky before the next blizzard. You're welcome, east coast.

Water Bobble 12:16 PM

So you're at class and your bottle of water runs out, what do you do? You go out to the hall fountain and fill it up, one problem though, that hall water is grimy and just because the bottle says Fiji doesn't make the new stuff clean. Thanks to Water Bobble, problem solved. With this on the lid, you filter the water as you squeeze it from the bottle to your mouth. One filter lasts for like 300 bottles so drink up.

Flexible Love 12:02 PM

This has to be the best piece of furniture I have seen since the last one I posted. To sum it up, it is a chair made mostly of cardboard that is for 1 when it is pushed together and can seat 16 when you open it up. Not much else to say on this one. Check it on the other side.

NoPoPo Mini Lantern 11:54 AM

So if you know me, you know I love the whole sustainability craze. The NoPoPo Mini Lantern is a prime example of reusability, it runs on water. All you do is put water in the battery and the charge lasts for 10 years. Just keep it in the closet for when you need a flashlight, but without those massive D size batteries. Oh, and FYI, you can use urine to power it if you're in a jam.

Winter Olympics 11:22 AM

Lucky for you, since I have finished my finals I have watched way too much Olympic action. One thing I have watched a lot of is curling. Lyle and I agree that if we were given 3 years to "train" for this sport we would make the USA team. This isn't like other sports where you need a God given ability like speed or strength, both of which I have anyway. I have played hours of shuffleboard casually over the years so I think with some training I could handle this. Also, since the USA sucks at this they might as well give me a shot to bring home a gold. If that doesn't work for them, why don't they recruit some drunks from Jake's that are nasty at shuffleboard instead of the nerds I saw playing the other day.

Next on the list is women's hockey. You probably think I'm about to say how boring it is to watch women's sports blah, blah, blah. Wrong. Here's the thing, women are not allowed to body check...in hockey. Isn't that insulting to them? These are the best women IN THE WORLD at this CONTACT sport and they aren't allowed to body check? It's the same rules that 12 year old boys have to play by. This is not a knock on women hockey players either, it's a knock on whoever makes the rules. I enjoyed watching them play, it's like soccer, they can do everything just as well as the men they're just not as big and fast, but it's still entertaining. Just let them hit each other, I'm pretty sure they would be ok with that. Also, fire that woman announcer that ruins Doc Emrick's awesome skills.

Moistly Grilled Cast Iron Grill Humidifier 11:17 AM

This kind of stuff is what I hate to see online because it reminds me of how I don't have a grill and how I wish I did. The Moistly Grilled Cast Iron Grill Humidifier keeps meats moist while you're grilling it. All you do is pour your favorite liquid flavoring agent into the humidifier and then grill away. For example, I would dump half a Guinness into this thing and dump the other half into my belly, it's that easy.

HelloRewind 11:06 AM

HelloRewind sounds like a made up company that Jeremy and John would have created in Wedding Crashers. Nevertheless, they are legit and make a sweet product. The deal is that you send in an old shirt that you no longer wear, no reason required, and they turn it into a laptop sleeve. These folks slap some felt, batting, and velcro on your old duds and voila, you have a one of a kind sleeve. Keep it movin.

Heinz Dip & Squeeze 1:10 PM

Heinz as been at the top of the ketchup game for as long as I can remember, and they just stretched their lead even more. Instead of using the old packets of fancy ketchup when you're at a fast food place or something, you can now use the Dip & Squeeze. It let's you dip your fries etc. in the little guy or rip off the end and squeeze it onto your plate/wrapper. It gets better, the Dip & Squeeze has the same amount of catsup as 3 of the old packets. So long Hunt's, that runny shit won't cut it anymore.

Space Shuttles 12:50 PM

So, when it was cool to watch cribs, Shaq etc. made purchases that put them on the map as upper echelon ballers. Hov raised the bar and showed that to be a true baller, you have to own a ball team, I guess the Nets count. Here is the newest way to show you are really, truly, officially a baller, cop a NASA spaceship. For about 28 million bones you can have one of the 2 remaining shuttles, Atlantis Endeavour. Apparently there were 3 for sale but only 2 are left, I'd love to say the first one must've flown off the lot but it's way too cheesy. I'm not saying anyone will buy one of these, especially in this economy, but if someone does, my money is on Fiddy or Richard Branson. I'm just saying.

Jersey Shore Soundboard 12:32 PM

So, I've had a lot of e-mails lately asking why I don't ever talk about Jersey Shore. Well today is your lucky day people, Complex has set up a sound board to allow us to click away to hear the dumbest best quotes from the summer in Seaside. Don't let the spiky hair fool you...

Chicken Ark 12:25 PM

I saw this little gem this morning and thought of my sister immediately. She and her husband are into being eco friendly and I could see them having a few birds roaming around to pop out some eggs. This is the hen's equivalent to the playhouse you always wanted to have growing up. Check all the amenities after the jump.

Underground Signs 2:13 PM

If you're from the Big Apple, or like to think you are, here's the perfect addition to your apartment. You can make your own or purchase actual stop names from the NYC subway. These are okayed by the MTA so you don't need t worry about being cuffed when your landlord does a once over in your crib. Check it on the other side.

TwelveSouth BookBook Cover 2:03 PM

Looking for a new cover for your MacBook? Check out the BookBook cover from Twelve South. This thing saves you the trouble of hollowing out a hardback to store contraband the way I had to when I did a few hours in the clink. Check out their other accessories too, all for Mac of course.

iGo Power Smart Tower 1:53 PM

If you didn't know, 20% of your monthly electric bill comes from stuff that is plugged in, but is not in use. My sister keeps a lot of stuff unplugged that she isn't using, it's great for her bills, but confusing for people heating up a slice of pizza on their lunch break from painting the house. So I've heard, anyway. Here's an alternative to plugging and unplugging all the time. The iGo Power Smart Tower has 8 outlets, 4 of which power down devices not using power. This saves 85% of the energy usually spent while on standby. Pick one or the other, if you don't know, now you know.

Facebook F-Ups Update 1:49 PM

After not having time to put the rest of these up, I decided to throw them all up at once, like after a night of cheap vodka. Enjoy.