Sausage Football 11:46 AM

With the Super Bowl coming quickly, you'll need the perfect football-shaped sausage to present to all the Colts and Saints fans you have there. The Sausage Football from Norm Thompson should do the trick for yous. Since it's probably your cheat day, why not pair it with some Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn?

Become Mars 1:42 PM

Remember the Mars Blackmon ads from the 80's and 90's? No? They're the Nike ones with Spike Lee and Michael Jordan that portray Spike as a far inferior creature to MJ. Anywho, you can now Marsify yourself on Nike's website. Here's a few of me. Give it a go.

M.I.A. 1:38 PM

M.I.A. is back, unlike Cudi she was actually retired and gone before coming back, and her new album is rumored to drop this summer. Until then feast your eyes and ears on her first single, There's Space For Ol Dat I See. Yesh, it's weird but what did you expect?

Hurt Locker 1:27 PM

I'm no movie critic, but I think I have a keen eye for what's what when it comes to TV and movies. I just got done watching the Hurt Locker and it was amazing. The whole premise is that they chronicle what it's like to be a bomb technician in the Army. From what I've read it's a pretty accurate depiction, and even if it wasn't they do an awfully good job at making it feel real and not like a movie. They don't do the stupid shit like follow bullets through the air until it hits someone like in Three Kings or something. Either way, this movie makes you appreciate your own life and also what people in the military do for us everyday. Thanks guys.

Snoop Feat. Hov- I Wanna Rock 1:26 PM

I'm not a huge fan of the Doggie, but this is tight. Listen.

White Watches 1:01 PM

If you're looking for a casual white watch but don't want a G-Shock a la yours truly, check out the Casio Databank. This thing is equipped with more capabilities than the Nokia brick you rocked in '99. It's has a calendar, currency converter, little black book, and the ability to hold 25 pages of data. The face is a little bigger than a G-Shock so yeah, it's your big boy. Nooka makes more modern looking versions of something like this, see for yourself.

Wintercheck Factory 12:56 PM

The Julian Scarf by Wintercheck Factory is kind of like something my mom or sister got for Christmas. I forget which, but one of them got a scarf with pockets in it. Whoever is was, was very excited that there were pockets for their stuff, thus this scarf is perfect for them. The Julian has two zipper pockets to keep all your goods safe while keeping your neck warm. Now I have the perfect gift idea for next year, now I just need to figure out who it should be for.

Tablet Update 1:57 PM

Another tablet has dropped in 2010:

Dell Mini 5- complete with multiple cameras, Wi-Fi, sim-card options, and multi touch screen

DJ Steve Porter 2:08 PM

This dude, Steve Porter, makes remixes and songs out of people speaking and most of them are pretty good. My favorites are Press Hop and Community. Even though I don't like the show, Community, anything with Ken Jeong is effing funny. Enjoy.

iPhone Cases 12:18 PM

I'm not a huge fan of most iPhone cases, but if you insist on having one these are ok by me.

Vers iPhone Shell Case

Case-Mate Recession Case

Incase Slider Case

Case-Mate ID Credit Card Case